Hey! A DLD, Ron.
A delightful read, from beginning to end. And I like your comment, too.
I have a friend who always has the TV on and says (after she sleeps) that "it was watching me."
You've taken that a wonderful step further. Thanks.
You're right, and so is my friend. That's why I don't own a TV.
On someone else's TV, The X-Files kept me awake for a month.
TV didn't have a chance to watch me, but I'm sure it would if I owned one. *knows X-Files theme music*