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The Captain Needs His Coffee

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Squelch that noise, put a sock in it! Damn, a man can’t hear himself think!

(But there is no noise; it’s all in your head.)

Someone bring the captain his coffee! What a lazy bunch you are!

(But there’s no one there.)

Dim that light while you’re at it, it’s putting blisters on my eyes!

(But it’s night; it’s only the moon.)

Come, lass, sit on my lap and make me feel like more than a knot on a log!

(But she’s been dead four years.)
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